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phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well
"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t
"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later
"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself
wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!
I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!
He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.
"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!
petition to make this the new loading symbol
IT’S SO FUCKING MESMERIZING
it would still piss me off tbh
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference